Me: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Student: No, but this summer I am going to Hollywood to become famous!
Student: Yeah, when I grow up I want to be a teacher, a movie star and work at Subway so I can get all the free sandwiches I want.
(Wow, she must really love sandwiches and doesn't realize that if you are famous... you can afford to buy lots of sandwiches! LOL)